Florida Man Mocked By Police After Pulling Out Machete Because He Was Denied His Favorite Karaoke Song

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A Florida man is charged after reportedly pulling out a machete when denied singing his favorite song at a karaoke bar in Brevard County.

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Travis Jordan,39, was charged with disturbing the peace on Sunday after being intoxicated and pulling out a machete. Authorities said Jordan had bloodshot eyes and smelled of alcohol during the arrest. According to Raw Story, a witness said Jordan reportedly pulled out the weapon when he requested to sing his favorite song but was denied. The woman added that she managed to convince him to hand over the weapon before she contacted the police.

While speaking to police, Jordan said he was carrying the machete for protection. Deputies from the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office made fun of the situation by uploading a club flier with Jordan’s mugshot. The post caption reads, “Open Mic Night … Now Starring Travis Jordan.”

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“While Karaoke is a fun time for everyone, even those that can’t sing, when your turn is done, you can’t whip out a machete in order to get one more song!! Apparently our friend Mr. Jordan here, didn’t fully understand the rules of karaoke, as when the stage lights turned off, he tried to force them back on by pulling out a machete he had concealed on him, and demanding to do an encore!!
Well thankfully the employees of the bar were able to quickly convince him to give them the machete so they could calm everyone down. When Deputy Josh Chamberlain and other BCSO Deputies arrived, Jordan, who was extremely intoxicated, told them he keeps the machete on him because he always need to stay alert!!
Unfortunately, Jordan’s actions didn’t earn him another song on stage, but they did win him a trip to “Ivey’s Iron Bar Lodge” where every night is open mic night and he can sing any song he wants all night long!!”
Jordan is currently in custody as of Wednesday. As for the Facebook post, commentators found the Photoshop club flyer hilarious due to its context.
“I love your posts, especially the ones that give unexpected humor into it!! I mean, if you can’t enjoy Brevard County Sheriff’s Office, Florida (Official) enforcing the laws of our country, I doubt you have any sense of humor at all! Love you guys!! Keep up the fabulous work! ❤️
“He’s being released on pre-trial release. The judge kinda laughed about this situation this morning and was wondering why he wasn’t charged with anything for having it out in public and being reckless.”
“WHAT????
He didn’t do a rendition of ‘Mack the Knife’, or even, ‘Don’t Mess Around with Jim’?!
These young’uns and their new music (mostly just noise)!
Nicely done, deputies 💙

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